Sometimes, you don't need the Onion, or the Daily Show, to find comedy in the news.
An Ohio woman and her lover were arrested for having sex in the front seat of the car, while the woman's two children were in the back seat.
And to think, all these years, I thought the back seat was was the place for fucking.
The money quote, from mom: "We got horny, and just wanted to fuck."
On the one hand, EEEW, what were you thinking? (See above.)
But when I take off my judgmental hat (which is very hard to do, as it fits me so snugly by now), I can't help but be impressed by the strength of the libido of this mother of two small children--4 and 22 months. You go, girl?